11 Funny Thoughts Students Have After D.U Releases Its Cut Off

Delhi University is everybody’s dream but when it releases the cut-offs, those dreams get shattered in a no time. Starting from an absurd 100 percent to closing at 98, the world seems unfair to all the students who ever thought of getting into D.U. 

Let us get into their minds and list down the thoughts they have when D.U releases its cut off.

1. “Bhai, last time 100 thi iss baar 99.8 kar di, badi meherbaani.”

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2. Kon hai ye bacche jo itne number le aate hai? Kaha se aate hai hai ye?

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3. “Aise toh mere bacche D.U kabhi nahi jaa payenge.”

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4. “Mujhe pehle pata hota ki ECA bhi kuch hota hai toh main dance seekh leti.”

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5. “Ye cut off ke chakkar main hum kahin duniya se na cut off ho jaye.”

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6.  Kon bolta hai sala marks matter nahi karte?

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7. “Maine socha tha ki South Campus main toh ho hee jayega.”

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8. “My world is at Sharda University.”

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9. “Kaash main Sharma ji ka beta hota.”

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10. “Yaar mera Stephens main nahi hua toh main Hindu ki ladki kaise pataunga.”

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11. “Toppers toh ro rahe hai, humara kaise hoga?”

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Any more you got?