13 Hilarious Signs You Are As Lazy As They Come

You’ll know you’re going to relate hard right now if you’re so lazy you almost want to give up reading this list. But for the sake of our effort and the fact that it’s rather funny, read on?

 

1.   You’re the person who won’t watch TV because who’s going to look for the remote to switch it on?

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Better still, you might call out to someone from the other room to switch it on for you or change the channel. Yup, let’s just say you’re not your family’s favourite person!

2.   You have an excellent fashion sense but the world would never know…

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You wear the same three t-shirts on rotation because who’ll put in more effort than that in the morning? LULZ

3.   If there was an award for laziness, you’d definitely win…

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And probably send someone to pick it up for you!

4.   When you drop something you just stare at it because you’re too lazy to pick it up

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This is funny and relatable but you’re too lazy to properly laugh.

5.   You get super annoyed with people who are really chirpy in the morning

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You’d tell them off if you weren’t so damn lazy.

6.   Actually, you know what, you’re not lazy. You’re just on ‘energy saving mode’.

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You’ve heard this one before, haven’t you?

7.   When people excitedly make Saturday night plans, you understand the enthusiasm…

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Though you just save it for your couch and TV time. But you understand.

8.   You’re not a fan of your bladder because it ensures you have to move to go to the loo.

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This is a peak lazy person problem, but you know all too well that you’d much rather hold in your pee till the last (dangerous) moment.

9.   You’d have no new things if it weren’t for online shopping.

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Go shopping? What’s that? Don’t be primitive!

10. The other day, someone called you lazy and you almost replied…

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But then you were like – Nah! Not worth the effort.

11. You hate it when people ask you to go somewhere and you’re like “Nah, I’m busy” and they’re like “Doing what?”

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BUSY BEING LAZY IS A THING, OKAY?

12. Your spirit animal is a sloth…or a panda…

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You’re too lazy to decide.

13. You’d be a star on social media…

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If you weren’t all about that “selective participation”.