9 People Share Their Most Embarrassing Moments As Newlyweds & It’s Cringeworthy Stuff

As common arranged marriages are in India, there are a lot of internal awkward moments that you face because obviously. Not knowing their farting routine or burping in the middle of a kiss, embarrassment comes along.

What can be the most embarrassing thing after an arranged marriage? Here is what a few couples shared.

1. “I came home one night and saw my wife sleeping on the couch. I thought of getting her blanket but instead, I thought of carrying her to the bed. The moment I picked her up, I realized she was heavy. She woke up because I couldn’t lift her properly. Damn, I was embarrassed.”

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2. “One fine afternoon I was chilling with my husband and he suddenly said. “Lips are too dry”. I got up, leaned on him and licked his lips in slow motion. He enjoyed it for a while and then says “Baby, it was your lips that were dry”.

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3. “The wedding day is obviously quite exhausting. Tired with all the attention and rituals my wife and I reached the room. It was then I farted and it wasn’t a silent one. What a present I gave.”

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4. “My wife bumped into her friend once at a bar. She was excited and they kept hugging each other for a while. The moment she turned to me and started to introduce me. My face went straight. It was my ex-girlfriend.”

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5. “I didn’t know my husband that well before getting married to him. Yeah, sad. The second day of marriage and I walked into the washroom while he was taking a shower. He froze, I froze.”

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6. “Living in a joint family can bring you a lot of embarrassment especially when you are newly married. My nephew once walked in while we were kissing and went out yelling “Chachu chachi ko khaa rahe hai”. Imagine!

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7. “I have a conservative family. My parents came to visit us. While we were sitting on a dinner table I accidentally said “baabu dal pass karna” and what came after was a pause at a dinner table. My wife started a new topic to talk then. She is a star.”

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8. “The moment you think you are good, you see your husband crouched and masturbating in the shower. Sure.”

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9. “A school friend once bumped into me at the mall. Looked at my husband said “abey ye kisse shaadi karli tune.” keep stupid friends away, people.

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