9 Ridiculously Weird Petitions That Will Make You Question Your Existence

The internet might have made it easy to connect to anyone around the globe, but truth be told, some people are better left alone, under a prehistoric rock. While some of them are genuinely frustrated because of real issues, most of them have WAY too much time at hand. So, what do they do? They start online petitions… For EVERYTHING.

Have a look at these ridiculously weird petitions that will confuse the crap out of you – whether to LOL or just pull your hair out.

1. Jaadoo needs to come back to earth because Rohit is losing his shit. 

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I am not sure, whether or not Hrithik has seen this, but once he does he must do the ‘Om om om om’ and call for Jaadoo’s spaceship ASAP!

2. This dude wants Undertaker aka Anand Datrekar to be ‘rescued’. 

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Apparently, someone kidnapped Anand, took him to the USA and fashioned him into ‘The dead man’. To think USA has been taking credit for all the chokeslams and tombstone piledrivers! Tch tch tch tch.

3. This is what happens when you do not change your profile picture for a century. Your best friend is forced to do dumb shit on the internet.

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Like dude, really. Change the damn picture now. 14 people signed the petition. Show some respect. *Eye roll*

4. No Biryani emoji on WhatsApp is a pressing global issue that needs to be taken care of right NOW.

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Biryani is bae. Biryani is life. How is it that noodles, burger, pizza and even goddamn sushi have emojis but not Biryani. Where is the justice?

5. This guy is SO NOT up for a Math re-exam. He wrote to the United States Supreme Court to put a stop to this ‘nonsense’. 

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This guy’s pain is a 100 percent genuine. I feel you, bro. But, I am not really sure the United States Supreme Court will have too many effs to give to this. Let’s talk to our own courts, shall we?

6. There is no cataract emoji on WhatsApp, and that’s really really bothering someone. Also, swans seem to be having major FOMO.

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Erm… I am a little bit bamboozled here. There is no emoji for people with a sty or conjunctivitis either, do they need to rebel too?

Oh, also, this petition is addressed to the FBI. No kidding.

7. Now that people are done trying to sell blood and kidneys to buy iPhones, this is their new genius scheme.

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Because iPhone isn’t just a phone, it’s an investment, a way of life and a swag… That you cannot afford unless you’re willing to give up an organ or two. Or if you are stinking rich.

8. Full marks for honesty. Seriously, it takes guts to start a petition like that, and that too, to the Prime Minister!

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Modi ji, have you subscribed yet? This guy is waiting for acche din.

9. Someone pissed the ‘Memers’ off. Clearly. 

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For those of you who belong to the age of Flintstones and have no idea who a ‘normie’ is, here’s some context: Normie is slang for a conventional and mainstream person, an average joe. So, you, my dear average Joe (or Jane) need to stop reporting memes. Apparently.