10 Times It’s Totally Okay To Roll Your Eyes At People

What is the politically correct way to say this? Hmmm…sometimes people are just plain…dumb. If you grew up in India, it’s most likely that you haven’t been spared by the aunty-uncle-and-neighbour brigade, who get to judge freely and openly. In the veritable land of ‘log kya kahenge’ we can’t help but find ourselves in the perpetual eye roll aasana position! Here are a few examples of the times it’s totally okay to do that.

1. When people ask you why you’re still single! Unleash on them a message about individuality and/or the possibly patriarchal construct that is marriage.

If you’re not in the mood however, an eye roll will suffice.

2. When your coworker stalks you on social media all weekend, and double taps your drunk Instagrams only to innocently ask you on Monday morning how your weekend was!Why doesn’t Instagram introduce an eye-roll button?!

3. When someone asks you or any woman if they will work after marriage?

Hey, were eye rolls a thing in the early 1900s, where you clearly belong?

4. When someone passes an unsavoury comment about your weight.

“Hey here, I found your nose. It was in my business again” with an extremely emphatic eye roll should honestly do the trick!

5. When someone disses Bollywood…

Oh tell me again, you superior being, about how you only watch foreign films. * Insert multiple eye rolls here *

6. When someone tries to ask you how much money you make.

I mean, like, really?! If eye rolls were a currency, I’d be a billionaire!

7. When your best friend asks you if she should get back with her lying, cheating ex.

It’s only a BFF’s job to do great eye rolls at opportune moments like these.

8. When people ask you when you plan to start a family…

I am starting a family… A family of emojis! *Insert constant eye rolling*

9. When people comment on your lifestyle choices.

Roll your eyes at them so hard they think your non-vegan, non-gluten-free self is having a seizure thanks to your horrible lifestyle.

10. When someone asks you why use swear words…

You can tell them that constant eye rolls can get exhausting.

And then roll your eyes at them.

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